About me:

Whenever I’m not over-caffeinated and typing away I can be found:

-Reading (non-performatively)

-Doing my flawless Michael Caine impression (Can literally only say “Michael Caine”)

-Blasting Doom Metal and Southern Hip-Hop (I have tinnitus)

-Being follically challenged (Since 2019, Venus razors are unmatched)

-Admiring my Lemon Pepper Salmon tattoo (her name is Sally)

-Stacking my 7/11 Rewards Points (I have over 27,000 now)